People told me these stuff, and it’s humor, so please don’t take it bad.
N°1 Where and how to learn a proper english in London?
– Just leave London.
N°2 How to seduce the english man of your dream?
– Well, i have absolutely no idea… But if you are french you are already halfway baby!
N°3 Any advice for being an au pair?
Hide your whip carefully.
N°4 Where can i find real english people (so fucking tired of french and spanish people)?
-Probably around this town called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
English : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llanfairpwllgwyngyll
N°5 I heard that english guys are bad in bed, is it true?
-They are not bad in bed, french guys are just the best.